"Urban Monster" (men's)

Men's Classic T-Shirt

This shirt is stylish and functional, in that it looks nice and it comes with a guarantee that you will not be eaten by a Sphynx while wearing it. Guarantee does not apply if shirt is worn inside-out or if wearer is attacked from behind before shirt can be identified. Virus Comix is not responsible for enforcing guarantee. Please do not email Virus Comix if your cousin got eaten while wearing the shirt. Your cousin's a jerk, he probably deserved it, okay?!